sex flood

1. (Noun) The puddles of juices left behind after an intense sex session.

2. (Verb) the act of juicing up a mattress to maximum swamp level

Guy1: If you guys are dating, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: So we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. That bed looked like an inside-out water bed.

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.