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Sex Ghost:
A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.
The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.
Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?
Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.
Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?
Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.
Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!
The sad act of masturbation whilst missing an ex-lover with whom you had awesome sex.
"Daniel closed Tinder and opted to have sex with ghosts again"
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As you’re clapping checks doggy style with some randy, you then tag team your buddy out the closet and switch positions. Next you sneak outside to look through the window and sure enough she’s looking at you like she’s just seen a ghost!
Dude: Brooo chad and I totally just had ghost sex last night!! You should’ve seen the look on the b*tches face!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
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when you are hitting your girl from the back and your friend comes out of the closet and you pretend to adjust but you swap places and you wave at your girlfriend through the window
Chandler: I really gave Monica a scare with that ghost sex yesterday!
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RAPE!!! if you do this get out of my face. this is when two men switch places during sex without the girl knowing, the second man was not consensual. disgusting
“you dude me and my buddy had ghost sex with tasha last night”
“dude.. we aren’t friends anymore that’s rape”
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Sex with a ghost is what SWAG stands for. It also is a song made by Teddy Hyde
Having Sex With A Ghost is really SWAG
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The strange phenomena that has emerged over the last few years wherein young, mostly black urban boys film themselves humping and grinding against empty furniture, the floor, etc.
"My shorty was over to her Grandmoms, so when I got horny, I just had some wicked Ghost Sex all up in the ottoman. Just practicing, son."
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