a song that a guy and girl will get turned on by and will cause them to soon engage in sexual actions like the abe lincoln
mmm mmm Barry White has a ton of sex jams!
27π 10π
Really fast sex. Usually done in 10 minutes or less.
*in restaurant~"Hey babe, while waiting for our food to come wanna go to the bathrooms and have some Jam Sex?"
37π 12π
Sex with a girl while she's on her period.
Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Cool partner: Sure.
Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Uncool partner: Ew, gross.
2π 2π
Having sex while watching Space Jam
Ultimate win.
"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"
21π 12π
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities theyβll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
βI got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharonβs house for a Hot Lunch.β