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An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.
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Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.
Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins
'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'
Another word for ejaculation, or spunk etc. Is often used in the programme Bo Selecta.
oh my god i think i did a sex piss in my pants!
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When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!
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The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.
Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*
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