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when somebody is very lonely and in need of pleasure so they buy a sex robot and it is always ready for anything.
Joe: Damn my girlfriend is out of town and I really want to have sex.. What do I do?
Tony: Buy a sex robot its not cheating.
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"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
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He'll pay you real good. Sex robot like you never should.
That sex robot paid me real good with robot sex.
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A humanoid sex machine, used for lonely and single people to treat it as their substitute human lover, since they can't find a real human to hook up with, thanks to unfaithful lovers, low self-esteem issues, ugly looks, or a bad hygiene. Moreover, single people can engage sexual intercourse with sex robots without any risks of getting pregnant or deadly STDs. Similar to masturbation, Sex robots are a form of safe sex, so single people can imitate pornographic sexual techniques, such as vaginal sex, genital fingering, a blowjob, cunnilingus, anilingus, and anal sex, whatever they please to sex robots. Woefully, sex robots are still in their infancy. In other words, sex robots are not mostly functional and they don't look and act almost exactly like humans yet until a few decades or so pass by and humans being engaged to sex robots will be normalized by 2050. By that time, sex robots will make the human population to gradually decrease, which is beneficial to conserve more resources for earth's biodiversity.
Just like with future technologies, including 3D printers, virtual reality, nano-machines, and automation, sex robots will enhance the lives of people by a huge margin. On the other hand, once misogynists or incels acquire their own sex robots and sex robots' artificial wombs for breeding purposes, those virgin losers will either abandon women or even go on a shooting rampage against women or feminists. All because of those pricks couldn't have a one-night stand with women. I don't mind sex robots, but I wish those angry dudes can just take a chill pill and seek out other ways to enjoy life.
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Inhuman savage everlasting brutally hard sex
She said she wanted robot sex so I got myself a lawyer.
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awhen a blue robot and a pink robot do that "special handshake"
WEll... When a pink robot and a blue robot like each other, they do that "special handshake".. and then they do the "robot dance." It's like the birds and the bees.. only the nuts and the bolts.
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“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”