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A tender action of loving where the man gets behind his beloved in the Donkey position, enters her rear orifice,
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.
If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
O'san Walker: "Where'd ja git that black eye?"
O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
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1) a guy is fucking a girl from behind
2) the male will yell "ready"
3) at this time you have some of your buddies hiding in closets/behind places or under places
4) when they hear you say "ready" they will all pop out and run around making their way to the door
5) the man has to hold on and be "in" for the whole 8 seconds in order to count.
*extra style points* have one hand on girls waste and the other in the air like in a real rodeo.
Man 1) what did you do this weekend?
Man 2) ha ha ha pulled off a sex rodeo with my girl.
Man 1) No way...
Man 2) I swear, ask the guys they were all in it!
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my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo
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The act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male participant remarks "Your sister likes this way, too". He then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.
Buck managed 27 seconds of rodeo sex with Annalise. He would, alas, never ride her again.
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Rodeo sex is the best sex game you can play. However, you can only play it once with each partner...
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
"I love you, Nichola."
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
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when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
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A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!
(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
~~sex~~
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
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