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sex skin

used to describe the condom you put on when you're about to fuck the fucking shit of of some cunt.

Girl: "Come fuck me, please, your dick is so awesome!"
Guy: "Wait a second bitch, i've gotta put on my sex skin. I dont want to have a baby that looks like you"

by Micah DW October 26, 2007

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After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 28, 2011

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fortnight sex skin

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)

the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

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fortnight sex skin

this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.

the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021