sex tiger

almost the same as sex panther. It is also made by Odeon except this type of cologne smells differently, more like (instead of big foots dick) big foots asshole.

Dude 1: Dude, is that the cologne from the Anchorman? You know... sex panther.
Dude 2: No, its similar, but yet different, its called sex tiger, it attracts twice as many babes.
Dude 1: Oh yeah, and how exactly does that work?
Dude 2: It works as a magnet and attracts poon tang to the awful smell.
Dude 1: And why does that awful smell attract poon?
Dude 2: Dude, i don't fucking know or care, i just wear the shit.

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tiger sex

Having intercourse with a women or man from behind, who happens to have stretch marks that resemble those of a tiger patterned all across their behind.

I was hitting this girl from the back and she had so many stretch marks, it was definitely tiger sex.

Tiger sex

1. Sex hidden from a partner which will only end in damaged property and public apologies.

2. Sex with multiple, high end babes / hookers that just don't quit

1.
Greg - "dude, you comin clubbin?"
John - "yeah fo shizz, where you headin?"
Greg - "anywhere I can get me some Tiger sex"
2.

Greg - "yo dude, this Tiger sex is wearin me out!!"
John - "man, your girl is gonna smash your ride when she finds out!!"

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I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

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