sexless peon

The sexless peon

The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.

Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.

'Dude ever since Mark grew pubes he's become a sexless peon…’

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