Sexsmith

Sexsmith is a small little town in northern Alberta. The people here live off nicotine and tabaco. We drive big jacked up rigs and like to think we’re cool. If yo don’t fuck with cats you ain’t welcome there.

“Hey you fuck with the cats?” -Bob

“Of course I do I’m from Sexsmith mother fucker!” -Joe

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Ron Sexsmith

Great Canadian singer/songwriter. Only one facial expression. often confused with Great Sex Tapes.

person 1: Did you see the new Ron Sexsmith video?
person 2: heh heh... SEXsmith...
person 1: oh, REAL mature
Mike: great sex tapes?

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Janelle Sexsmith

Hottest girl I know. Too bad she lives in another city.

Shes too hot for examples

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