When a girl is so hot, it's hard to breathe.
Boy: "do you have any ventolin? I just saw Emily and my sexual asthma is playing up"
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An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!
Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!
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