Sexual Bear

A man who through vigorous exercise and masturbation achieves the sexual prowess of a grizzly bear.

Person A: "Wow he came with the force of a thousands monsoons..."
Person B: "That man is a sexual bear."

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bear-sexual

A person who is not sexually attracted to men, but would have sex with blackbear.

Man 1: “Are you attracted to men?”

Man 2: “No, except for Blackbear”

Man 1: “So are your bisexual?”

Man 2: “No, I’m BEAR-SEXUAL”

Man 2: *Proceeds to go through bear’s instagram feed, listen to do re mi on repeat, and curse Sydney Carlsson*

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