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A person who just lies there and makes the other person do everything in bed.
"Jesus, Cindy, will you do something instead of being such a sexual pancake?"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"
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"Damn, did you know Mary was a sexual pancake?"
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."
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A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
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