shnit

When one sneezes and shits simultaneous.

Ewww Dylan just did a shnit, u can see it in his eyes..

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shnit

shnit means funky, freaky, and full of style.
something shnitty is unique and extraordinary in any positive way.

this shortfilm is really shnit!

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shnit

What u say u sed when u get caught swearing around little kids.

Jordan: "Shit! I mean..."
Jessi: "Jordan! There r 10 year olds here!"
Jordan: "I sed shNit. W/ an N!"
Jessi: "Yea. A silent one!"

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shnit

When you sneeze so hard some shit comes out.

Don: *AH-CHOO!*
Ashley: Oh no, you just sneezed! I hope you didn’t shnit again.
Don: Yeah, I did. I sneezed and shit my pants.

shnit

another way for saying shit without getting in trouble by the Russian Revolution (look up Russian Revolution for the definition).

"Holy shnit i forgot the math homework!"

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shnit

The combination of a sneeze and an accidental shit of the liquid consistency.

Not coming to work boss. I got the shnits.

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shnit

Slang for people who can't spell "shit".

Duh I'm toopid, shnti! I mean shnit!

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