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The word used to describe bruising around the eye caused by a fist fight or other such violent act.
Jim- whats with the eyeshadow?
John- got into a fight last night with clinton
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during sex before a man cums, he pulls his dick out and spreads his jizz all around both his girls eyes
i gave my girl some eye shadow when we finished fuking
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The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
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your shadow eye is showing. you're such a shadow eye.
Someone who is good at learning and remembering secrets and can see through others' lies.
Person A: I heard that Person C knows a lot of Person D's secrets!
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.