A Shag Bag is a rucksack or other small bag which contains condoms and sex toys to be handy at any time and any place.
Let me reach for my shag bag, baby!
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Let's go up to my shag bag you sexy ho! I'll fuck you solidly there.
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A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise
you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.
SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum
ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum
RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller
CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)
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In the event of a one night stand.
I shagged and bagged him.
When you shag someone, and never speak to them again (bag them, like bin them).
Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.
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When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.
Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face
Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her