Shake a hand at it

When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.

When someones looks are neither good nor bad.

"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."

shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

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Shake your hand

A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”

So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”

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Shake My Hand

Sometimes interchangeable with Tucheansele, but shake my hand has to be for some good statement while Tucheansele can be for anything that was powerful, even if it insulted you.

Manny: The good trails are that way.
Alex: Shake My Hand.

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Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

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Shaking Hands

the term for two lesbians having sex, when it is inappropriate to say it outloud.

One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.

"Were Lisa and Michelle shaking hands last night?"

"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."

"Did you already shake hands this morning?"

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