Shake a tower

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.

"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."

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shake a tower

To rub one out while "taking a shower."

J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"

A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"

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Shake The Tower

another euphemism for conjugating the verb, flogging the bishop, and so on.

Give me fifteen minutes to meet you. I need to shake the tower real quick.

Shake a Tower

A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.

(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!