shallow shower

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

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shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is