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When you drink the last drink you made right before bed but were too drunk to finish it (or even start it) and you don't want to waste good booze so you shame pound it. Prolonging the imminent shame spiral.
Imagine: A layer of mixer, a layer of liquor and a layer of melted ice.
Give it a stir, good as new.
She woke up to find the multi-layer concoction of a drink she made before she went to bed and instead of wasting it she shame pounded it and went on with her day.
When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.
When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.