Shame stain

Ejaculate

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.

Shame Stain

A stain left behind after having sex with a fat and/or ugly person that reminds you of the terrible act you performed the night before.

Eric: "Ew! What's that on your bed?"

Terry: "Oh, thats just my Shame Stain from last night."

Eric: "Was that the triple chinned asian from the bar?"

Terry: "If only. (Sigh)"

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