shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

Shamper

Obsession with bunnies. Whenever he sees one he just has to have it.

Wow, that guy's a Shamper. He's always around the pet shop.

Shamper

A homosexual kid that hates people and the outside world, drinks water once in 4 weeks and somehow many people know them.

"Wanna go out?"
"Yeah sure, should I invite Shamper?"
"You think they're gonna agree? lmao"

Shamper

FRUITYYYYY but vv cool??? also a boyboss and a malewife n everyone loves him but not as much as i do tho 😒

"OMG LOOK ITS SHAMPER MY BELOVED?€!!;?!#?"
"can u stfu for ONCE"