shane kelly

a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.

girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!