share bear

A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.

they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.

Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...

Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless

Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit

Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?

Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot

Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear

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share bear

A kick ass music and file sharing program and its Free!!

I downloaded that New 50 cent CD on share bear before it even hit stores!

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Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.

Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.

bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.

Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!

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care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

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all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

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Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.