A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
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how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.
Your lower than shark-shit
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A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
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To respond in the extreme affirmative.
Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?
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The act of finding a song on grooveshark.com and playing it. Usually used as a request/demand.
Yo Pedro, that new Miley song is off the shit son. I can't get that shit out of my head. Shark that Shit!
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The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.
Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."
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a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.
Union job, dude.
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