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Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.

After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.

by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 January 31, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy February 29, 2012

37๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

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