Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.

"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."

Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

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