shatapult

Taking a dump on a toilet lid, then lifting up the lid as fast as possible to catapult the shit through the air and around the bathroom.

Dude that Chinese ninja took a shatapult in the downstairs bathroom last week, there was shit all over the place.

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shatapult

This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.

I will shatapult on you.