Shave the Dog

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

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shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

shave the dog

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

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Shave a dog

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.

I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!

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