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shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal
*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs
Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"
Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"
Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"
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When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.
Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.
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V: shaving a female's pubic hair; N: the remains from shaving a female's pubic hair.
She was into the idea of some cat shaving, since I wouldn't go down on her with a redwood forest to chew through.
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(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"