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she cat

A female cat

My cat is a she cat, a female

by Tigerpool February 20, 2014

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She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

by discgolf January 24, 2010

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Cat she did

The act of politely introducing yourself for the first time to your significant other's family before sneaking off to urinate around their house.

A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.

"Hey, were you just peeing on my 18th century antique rolltop?"

"Um, cat she did."

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

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