shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed