Sheep's Blood

A holy ambrosia enjoyed by the fraternal gods. Made up of part Everclear, Hawaiian punch, Sprite, and a few drops of blood from a sheep, this concoction should prove detrimental to sobriety. Sheep's blood has often been found to aggressively impair one's judgement, as well as melt the garb of any female to drink it straight off of her body. Dunderhead's may refer to this brew as "Jungle Juice," but these imbecile's are gravely mistaken. Sheep's blood will fuck ya up.

RS Jr: Hey man, will you pass me a cup of that sheep's blood?

Brett: You mean the jungle juice?

RS Jr: Fuck you Brett, get the fuck out right fucking now!

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