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tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf
"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"
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Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!
Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
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A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.
Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.
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