shelliot crabwards

Shelliot Crabwards is a niche internet microcelebrity who just loves eating crustaceans. When he walks around, he has to be very careful that his nose doesn't hit the wall. every time Shelliot sneezes, it measures on the richter scale. He's the richest man you know, but is always somehow asking for money.

I think shelliot crabwards is Jewish!
His feet smell so nice.