shi gong shang ren

The shi gong Shang ran for tzuchi is MASTER CHENG YAN, Yes you heard it right I AM MASTER CHENG YAN 3000, I am the REAL shi gong Shang ren. You must praise me and give me your money. Because I am YOUR MASTER.

"Oh my god is that the shi gong Shang ren?, she's bald!"