Shiniest meat bicycle

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

shiniest meat bicycle

A vehicle with two or four limbs tandem, ears or hair for steering, a fleshy seat, and organs by which is is propelled.

“I have the shiniest meat bicycle!”

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