Shipling

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.

I shipling them.

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Shipled is the painful action of a man sitting on his own testicles. This often occurs in elderly, bald men known to tuck their ball sacks into their knee high socks.

Dave shipled himself; blew out his nuts while attempting to jump into that lifted truck.