shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

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Shist

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.

I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.

Shiste

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short"

Maria "Shiste!"

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shist

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

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shist

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

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shist

Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid

swearword:
Person1: Holey shist!
Person2: You mean shit?
rock:
Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
Person2: I know man, right?

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shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

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