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Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
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The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
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A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle
The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
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when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
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The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.
“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”