shit beat

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.

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shit's beat

When someone says "Shit's beat," it is usually referring to a girl being easy or her vagina being loose.

1. When talking about a slutty girl: "Dude, shit's beat!"
2. After having sex with a girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's beat!"
3. After having sex with a SKANKY girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's BEEN beat, man."
4. A reply from someone towards a girl (not necessarily a slutty one) asking a question: "So, how do I look?" "Shit's beat!"

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your shits beat

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.

You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!

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getting the shit beat out of you

When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.

Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!

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