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a pile of excrement that is in a demon form. made from the crap from people and the remains of the dead.
the gogothem off the film dogma
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A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol
This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
Vist Rathergood . com Wanky Shit Demon
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A double sized alcoholic shot containg the following:1 one ounce shot of Jameson Isish whiskey,1 one ounce shot of two day old hot Mickeys malt liquor(must be from a 40oz bottle),and a heavy spray of mace.The resulting drink will leave the drinker writhing on the floor in intense stomach pain.Withing a few hours of consumption,the drinker will then be unable to control bowels,deficating all over themselves.
Greg:"Dude are you sure you want to drink an Alabama Shit Demon?"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"
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Scared Dude: HOLY SHIT!!!
Satanists: That's DEMONIC shit, you douche bag.
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5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have
"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."
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1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.
2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
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