shit exchange

In order for the shit exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. The "shitter" then takes a massive dump on the receiver's asshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the shit into the receiver's ass.

Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)

James: I just ate three straight Mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.

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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

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