Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

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Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

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Shit Fingers

1. When everything you touch turns to shit.

2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.

"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."

"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."

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Shit finger

It is usually used to clean up the asshole more clearly(in particular not the out side of anal but the inside). First you pierce a toilet paper with your finger to the bottom. Second you wipe off your asshole inside but you don't have to be afraid of some feces on the finger. Third you must use another hand and enfold the paper to make it lie on the finger with shit. Forth you give a wipe to the finger pulling out through the hole.

AH1: Hm, your finger smells bad. Did you stick your finger in the ass???
AH2: No. I just made the shit finger.
AH3: Ah, thats ok then.

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Shit Finger

Where a man sticks his fingers up a girls ass.

-That bloke Scalesy stuck his fingers up a girls ass.

- There fore he's a Shit Finger Bastard!

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Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

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