shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

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