shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.