when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain
i got so sick, i was a shit fountain
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When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.
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Is a fucking disgusting sculpture in Chicago. Thank G-d it doesn't smell.
Pics of Shit Fountain are frequently used in Wikipedia vandalism.
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When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.
You: "I love the shit fountain!"