Shit in School

Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.

You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.

It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.

Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.

I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.

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Shit Schooled

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

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The Hut-shits school

An elite and somewhat shitty school in the state of Tasmania.

Person 1: What school do you go to?

Person 2: The Hut-shits School

kill people burn shit fuck school

Lyrics from Tyler, The Creator’s song named “Radicals”

Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!

Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*