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The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
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To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.
Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.
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A way to describe someone who can do no wrong; someone who is loved by everyone for no apparent reason.
Robin is such a bitch, but everyone thinks she shits kittens.
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Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.
Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!
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Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.
Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.
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Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin
Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles