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One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”
To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
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When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
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Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit
Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged